[ti:One Thing]
[ar:Jon lajoie]
[al:One Thing]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:07.215] I'm finally vaccinated, I can barely believe it.
[00:11.966] We're not through it just yet but we're beginning to see the light.
[00:16.715] They're saying I can go outside, get back to my regular life.
[00:21.466] It's a miracle, I'm so grateful we're getting to the other side.
[00:26.465] But as we turn the corner there's something I'm ashamed to admit.
[00:30.966] There's one thing about the pandemic I am going to miss.
[00:40.408] I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
[00:45.658] to not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
[00:50.159] I'm gonna miss being able to say, "Dude
[00:55.158] I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot".
[00:59.908] On top of it, I lied and told him over and over
[01:04.658] That I couldn't wait for this whole thing to be over
[01:09.408] So we could get together and finally hang out
[01:13.908] And now that we're both vaccinated.
[01:16.658] That~ time~ is~ now~
[01:21.408] (Knock Knock)
[01:24.158] Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining.
[01:26.159] What a privilege to be vaccinated.
[01:28.908] But he still quotes Austin Powers all the time, need I say more?
[01:32.908] (Todd:"Behave.")
[01:33.658] He only buys jeans with holes in them, his favorite movie is 300.
[01:38.409] And he's always giving shitty advice you didn't ask for.
[01:43.908] ("I'm not doing so well, I really miss my dog dude.")
[01:45.908] (Todd:"You know what would help? Paleo diet")
[01:48.409] Again, I'm so grateful we're finally getting through this
[01:52.659] But he like references Reservoir Dogs to justify why he never tips
[01:58.908] (Todd:"It's like what Mr. Pink says why should I tip just because society tells me I have to?")
[02:03.158] ("Oh, Jesus Christ")
[02:04.658] I'm gonna miss having the best excuse
[02:09.660] to not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd
[02:14.159] I'm gonna miss being able to say, "Dude
[02:19.408] I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot"
[02:26.408] (Looking each other in the eye)
[02:29.159] What a beautiful gift in the end
[02:33.659] to have the luxury to once again
[02:38.658] be really ****ing annoyed by our friends.