[00:00.000] These are cattails [00:03.636] The brown things on these water reeds [00:06.237] Well they're not edible [00:09.515] But don't you think they otter be? [00:12.527] They're just golden russet groupings [00:15.396] Of highly compressed seedlings [00:18.551] That expand rapidly on impact [00:21.767] So they're not that good for eating [00:26.552] But even so... [00:29.273] ME WANT BITE [00:32.026] Me want plant corn dog delight [00:34.948] Me want deep fried [00:38.540] Me think water twinkie nice [00:41.619] ... [00:46.325] This is seafoam [00:49.508] Shot with high-speed photography [00:52.844] And it's not edible [00:56.169] But don't you think it oughta be? [00:58.780] It's just waste from sea creatures [01:01.695] Shot at a very high rate [01:05.282] It's practically just churned up fish poop [01:08.701] Ammonia and nitrates [01:12.573] But even still... [01:15.637] ME WANT EAT [01:18.589] Me want tasty ocean treat [01:21.564] Me want spoonful [01:24.920] Me want sweet cream from the beach [01:28.291] ... [01:32.234] This is lava [01:35.945] It's external molten rock, you see [01:39.128] And it's not edible [01:42.581] But don't you think it ought to be [01:45.310] It's just melted liquid minerals [01:48.551] That our bodies can't extinguish [01:51.635] It can reach twelve hundred celsius [01:54.419] So you really shouldn't drink it [01:59.260] But even then... [02:00.900] ME WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE [02:04.438] Of yon spicy smoothie lake [02:07.641] Me would rather enjoy imbibing it [02:11.218] Til me fire slush thirst is slaked