[ti:Virus Alert (Main Version)]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:02.370] Weird Al Yankovic
[00:03.620] Virus Alert
[00:06.050] Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:11.670] Really wanna give you a warning
[00:13.540] 'Cause I found out this morning
[00:15.140] About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
[00:18.500] If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
[00:23.490] Better not go taking your chances
[00:25.350] Under no circumstances, should you open it
[00:28.050] Or else it will
[00:30.350] Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.630] Make your TV record "Gigli"
[00:35.870] Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
[00:41.200] Look out!
[00:41.820] It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:43.770] Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:44.170] Look out!
[00:46.090] Look out!
[00:46.890] Erase your hard drive and your backups too
[00:49.410] And the hard drive of anyone related to you
[00:53.250] Virus alert!
[00:55.000] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[00:59.070] Forward this message on to everybody
[01:04.910] Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.360] It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.270] Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.550] And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:16.700] Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls
[01:22.100] It’ll set your clocks back an hour and start hogging the shower
[01:25.520] So just trash it now, or else it will
[01:29.120] Decide to give you a permanent wedgie,
[01:32.080] Legally change your name to Reggie,
[01:34.590] Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
[01:40.180] Look out!
[01:40.920] It’s gonna melt your face right off your skull
[01:42.920] Look out!
[01:43.630] And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:45.950] Look out!
[01:46.620] And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re trying to sleep
[01:49.140] Look out!
[01:49.910] And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.750] Look out!
[01:52.520] Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.710] Look out!
[01:55.470] Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.610] Look out!
[01:58.360] Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.520] And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:04.040] That’s right it’s a...
[02:05.730] Virus alert!
[02:07.220] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:11.290] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.830] Virus alert!
[02:16.090] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[02:20.130] Forward this message on to everybody
[02:23.010] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.060] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[02:31.470] If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.090] So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
[02:43.710] Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.560] Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
[02:49.560] Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.570] Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
[02:58.350] Virus alert!
[03:00.070] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:04.210] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:07.460] Virus alert!
[03:09.070] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:13.060] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:16.380] Virus alert!
[03:17.690] Delete immediately before someone gets hurt!
[03:21.910] Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.640] Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.660] Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.530] What are you waiting for?
[03:33.480] Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
[03:37.420] Hit send right now!
[03:42.380] Edit by Jsliw