[ti:If That Ain't Country] [ar:Anthony Smith] [al:If That Ain't Country] [by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:14.290] Well I'm just an old man now covered with scars [00:18.250] Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars [00:22.230] And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me [00:29.070] He covered up the ones I'd gotten years ago [00:32.690] Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe [00:36.470] And I wasn't famous then and I wasn't free [00:43.390] You know I grew up in a three room run down shack [00:47.180] At the foot of the hill by the railroad track [00:50.310] Where decent folks don't go when the sun goes down [00:56.910] My daddy worked at the Goodyear tire and rubber company [00:59.620] And he worked on cars [01:01.420] My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars [01:05.020] Most people just called it the hillbilly part of town [01:11.310] I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen [01:15.300] I painted it red cause I was still green [01:19.310] Hell I couldn't even afford to buy it gas [01:24.720] Had a .410 rifle and a bowie knife to [01:28.290] Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew [01:31.570] And we'd count the cars when the trains went past [01:34.770] And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [01:39.630] If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope [01:45.480] If that ain't country it's a damn good joke [01:51.620] I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash [02:01.710] And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass [02:12.240] You know one of my sisters was a lady of the night [02:15.650] Then one day she saw the light [02:19.060] Now she don't do those things that she used to do [02:25.490] She never made the funeral when my daddy died [02:29.010] I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied [02:32.790] Cause there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel [02:39.320] Me and my brothers took our sister Diane [02:41.940] Down to the funeral home to see the old man [02:45.810] Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one [02:52.510] Jack and Ray was in the middle and then there was me [02:56.050] And I'm the one that turned 23 [02:58.500] And grew up to be that yankee's rebel son [03:05.560] Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say [03:08.550] It's been fifteen years now since my father passed away [03:13.060] But I can still picture him in his overalls [03:19.140] Standin' around the house where he made his deals [03:22.710] Around the porch there was a bunch of old wheels [03:26.020] And some used Harley Davidson parts that he sold for cash [03:32.290] There was fifty holes in an old tin roof [03:36.160] Me and my family was livin' proof [03:39.190] Everybody called us old poor white trash [03:42.280] And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [03:46.910] If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope [03:52.690] If that ain't country it's a damn good joke [03:58.580] I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash [04:08.480] And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass [04:14.520] And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [04:20.600] And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass