[00:00.000] 作词 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:01.000] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard [00:10.040] An old man turned ninety-eight [00:16.860] He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22.520] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28.190] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33.140] Isn't it ironic... don't you think? [00:38.270] It's like rain on your wedding day [00:43.630] It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:49.440] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:55.710] Who would've thought... it figures [01:01.570] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:06.660] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:12.340] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight [01:17.750] And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:21.150] 'Well isn't this nice... [01:23.350] And isn't it ironic... don't you think? [01:28.760] It's like rain on your wedding day [01:34.190] It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:40.000] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:46.260] Who would've thought... it figures [01:52.380] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:55.540] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:03.430] And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:07.180] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face [02:14.940] A traffic jam when you're already late [02:19.990] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:25.720] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:31.320] It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:33.790] And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:37.740] And isn't it ironic... don't you think? [02:43.350] A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... [02:49.180] It's like rain on your wedding day [02:54.950] It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:00.370] It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:06.750] Who would've thought... it figures [03:18.690] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:24.030] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out [03:31.420] Helping you out