[ti:Army (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)]
[ar:Ben Folds Five]
[al:The Best Imitation Of Myself: A Retrospective]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:03.860] Well I thought about the army
[00:05.910] Dad said, son youre ******* high
[00:08.350] And I thought, yeah theres a first for everything
[00:11.920] So I took my old mans advice
[00:14.550] Three sad semesters
[00:16.350] It was only 15 grand spent in bed
[00:20.040] I thought about the army
[00:21.920] I dropped out and joined a band instead
[00:35.160] Grew a moustache and a mullet
[00:37.410] Got a job at chick-fil-a
[00:39.980] Citing artistic differences
[00:43.110] The band broke up in may
[00:45.110] And in june reformed without me
[00:47.850] And theyd got a different name
[00:50.170] I nuked another grandmas apple pie
[00:53.110] And hung my head in shame
[01:00.770] Been thinking a lot today
[01:05.900] Been thinking a lot today
[01:12.150] Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay
[01:17.460] Oh, I think Ill take it to la
[01:22.390] Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday
[02:25.710] In this time of introspection
[02:28.140] On the eve of my election
[02:30.640] I say to my reflection
[02:33.020] God please spare me more rejection
[02:37.150] cause my peers they criticize me
[02:38.770] And my ex-wives all despise me
[02:41.340] Try to put it all behind me
[02:43.710] But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
[02:51.710] Ive been thinking a lot today
[02:56.710] Ive been thinking a lot today
[03:02.020] Ive been thinking a lot today
[03:07.840] I thought about the army...