[00:00.000] 作词 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:00.508] 作曲 : Brad Paisley/Chris DuBois/Kelley Lovelace [00:01.170] Online [00:22.230] I work down at the pizza pit [00:25.410] And I drive and old Hundai [00:29.350] I still live with my mom and dad [00:32.600] I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic [00:38.330] Mild athsmatic [00:40.010] Never been to 2nd base [00:43.080] But there's a whole nother me [00:45.260] That you need to see [00:47.200] Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood [00:54.700] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [00:58.160] I drive a Mazarati [00:59.290] I'm a black belt in Karate [01:01.160] And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [01:09.170] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [01:12.480] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [01:16.040] Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online [01:23.020] So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom [01:30.140] And she fixes me a snack [01:33.830] I head down to my basement bedroom [01:37.770] And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I [01:44.580] Ever even been to LA [01:47.770] Was when I got the chance with the marching band [01:51.460] To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu [01:59.460] I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ [02:02.390] I'm single and I'm rich [02:04.140] And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious [02:13.840] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious [02:17.020] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way [02:20.780] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [02:27.650] Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date [02:34.960] Let alone a real girlfriend [02:38.220] But I grow another foot [02:40.280] And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in [03:00.280] Online I'm out in Hollywood [03:04.270] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good [03:07.710] Even on a slow day' I can have a three way [03:11.210] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online [03:18.090] Yeah I'm cooler online [03:21.220] I'm so much cooler online [03:25.220] Yeah I'm cooler online