[ti:Belgium (Live)] [ar:Bowling for Soup] [al:Live and Very Attractive] [by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:01.910] Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! [00:04.550] You-you-you-you-you! [00:06.480] Uno!Dos!Tres!Quatro! [00:14.620] My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her [00:19.300] "No hablo Ingles" [00:21.690] Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over [00:26.520] "No hablo Ingles" [00:28.510] A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar [00:33.600] "No hablo Ingles" [00:35.690] Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar [00:40.410] "No hablo Ingles" [00:42.880] （One!） [00:43.080] When I'm not feeling it! [00:44.410] （Two!） [00:44.710] When someone's full of shit! [00:46.090] （Three!） [00:46.290] When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! [00:49.850] To make a getaway [00:50.960] It's all you've gotta say! [00:53.250] （Quatro!Sinco!Seis!） [00:55.690] "No hablo Ingles!" [00:59.210] "No hablo Ingles!" [01:01.040] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [01:02.870] "No hablo Ingles!" [01:06.270] "No hablo Ingles!" [01:07.850] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [01:10.850] My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie [01:15.980] "No hablo Ingles" [01:17.910] Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie [01:21.700] My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday [01:23.050] "No hablo Ingles" [01:29.990] "No hablo Ingles" [01:32.040] A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe" [01:36.920] ...He no hablo Ingles [01:39.310] （One!） [01:39.510] So many different uses! [01:40.840] （Two!） [01:41.200] You don't need no excuses! [01:42.310] （Three!） [01:42.930] It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! [01:46.330] The perfect getaway! [01:48.010] It's all you've gotta say! [01:49.690] （Quatro!Sinco!Seis!） [01:52.130] "No hablo Ingles!" [01:55.750] "No hablo Ingles!" [01:57.320] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [01:59.200] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:02.700] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:04.530] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [02:14.430] Did you brush your teeth!? [02:15.860] （No hablo Ingles!） [02:17.950] Where'd you leave your pants!? [02:19.380] （No hablo Ingles!） [02:21.460] Did you feed the fish!? [02:22.990] （No hablo Ingles!） [02:24.920] Do you like my band!? [02:25.990] ...Wait,don't answer that [02:31.130] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:32.450] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [02:34.490] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:37.940] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:39.510] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [02:41.650] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:42.960] Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? [02:44.990] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:46.510] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [02:47.230] Did one of you guys pee in the pool? [02:48.850] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:50.370] Hey!how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet!? [02:52.510] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:53.520] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [02:54.510] ...Can I borrow that beer? [02:55.880] "No hablo Ingles!" [02:57.350] HAHAHAHAHAHA! [02:59.130] "No hablo Ingles!" [03:00.600] （Hey!Hey!Hey!） [03:02.590] "No hablo Ingles!" [03:06.200] "No hablo Ingles!"