[00:16.340] I once had a girl [00:19.240] Or should I say she once had me [00:24.200] She showed me her room [00:27.160] Isn't it good Norwegian wood? [00:31.830] She asked me to stay [00:33.510] And she told me to sit anywhere [00:39.740] So I looked around [00:41.380] And I noticed there wasn't a chair [00:47.960] I sat on a rug biding my time [00:52.890] drinking her wine [00:56.100] We talked until two and then she said [01:00.970] it's time for bed [01:20.050] She told me she worked [01:21.870] in the morning and started to laugh [01:28.120] I told her I didn't [01:29.910] and crawled off to sleep in the bath [01:36.460] And when I awoke I was alone [01:41.580] This bird had flown [01:44.590] So I lit a fire [01:47.670] Isn't it good Norwegian wood?