[00:00.831] Holy Horses**t Batman -Gym Class Heroes [00:11.910] She reached her hand out with a pamphlet [00:13.680] And I politely said "No Mam" [00:15.967] I mean no disrespect [00:16.887] And I apologize if this ****s up your program [00:20.417] You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying [00:22.134] But the heat can turn water to wine [00:25.753] Well if there's a hell below [00:27.181] Then we're all gonna be just fine [00:29.240] So there I stood six feet in sin [00:31.889] A walking contradiction [00:34.208] But am I wrong for posing question [00:36.285] Or am I just another lost soul searching [00:38.934] Then she gave me a look so unchristian [00:41.151] And told she'd pray for my children [00:43.709] I said "So holy you'll probably out-live me [00:46.638] But if I bought a Jesus piece he'd forgive me " [00:50.288] Maybe I would be a fool to think [00:54.948] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [01:00.880] What good would it be to pray for me [01:04.278] You won't save me don't pray for me [01:12.927] Now I've never been religious [01:15.125] I'm just a big fan of logistics [01:17.545] And if it makes sense then I'm all for it [01:19.943] I even pray if the situation calls for it [01:22.362] Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles [01:24.680] I try to answer without sounding satirical [01:27.748] I'm 3years past my expiration [01:29.988] And yet I'm still fresher than a newborn [01:32.737] So I guess that's my explanation [01:34.857] But it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn [01:37.787] And I never chase rainbows [01:39.957] But I hear the devil wears designer clothes [01:42.657] So does God have a favourite brand [01:44.727] And for that matter is he even a man [01:47.346] And will I go to hell for even saying that [01:49.545] Only time will tell I'm just relaying facts [01:52.134] Maybe I would be a fool to think [01:56.794] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [02:02.040] What good would it be to pray for me [02:06.154] You won't save me don't pray for me [02:46.743] Maybe I would be a fool to think [02:51.272] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [02:56.332] What good would it be to pray for me [03:00.602] You won't save me don't pray for me [03:06.602] Maybe I would be a fool to think [03:10.852] That somewhere in the sky's a place for me [03:16.282] What good would it be to pray for me [03:20.361] You won't save me don't pray for me