[ti:Jizz In My Pants]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:02.870] Lock eyes from across the room
[00:06.340] down my drink while the rhythms boom
[00:08.060] take your hand and skip the names
[00:09.860] no need here for the silly games
[00:11.880] make our way through the smoke and crowd
[00:13.860] the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
[00:15.760] move in close as the lasers fly
[00:17.570] our bodies touch and the angels cry
[00:19.610] leave this place go back to yours
[00:21.580] our lips first touch outside your doors
[00:23.560] a whole night what we've got in store
[00:25.570] whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
[00:27.970] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:29.460] This really never happens you can take my word
[00:31.510] I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
[00:33.420] Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
[00:35.410] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[00:37.520] don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
[00:39.380] plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
[00:41.240] I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
[00:43.140] Now I'll go home and change
[00:45.370] (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
[00:47.200] do things alone now mostly
[00:49.080] left me heart broken not lookin' for love
[00:51.060] surprised in my eyes when I looked above
[00:52.990] the check out counter and I saw a face
[00:55.010] My heart stood still so did time and space
[00:56.890] Never felt that I could feel real again
[00:58.920] But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
[01:00.830] She turned to me thats when she said it
[01:02.820] Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I
[01:05.000] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:06.780] It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
[01:08.660] But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
[01:10.700] And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
[01:13.260] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:15.010] To be fair you were flirting a lot
[01:16.610] plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
[01:18.520] please stop acting like you're not impressed
[01:20.500] One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
[01:22.840] Last week - I saw a film
[01:24.600] As I recall it was a horror film
[01:26.490] Walked outside into the rain
[01:28.450] Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
[01:30.890] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:32.550] (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
[01:34.450] need to get away need to make a dash
[01:36.390] A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
[01:38.350] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:40.450] (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
[01:43.070] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:44.390] Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
[01:46.260] JIZZ IN MY PANTS
[01:48.300] When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
[01:50.240] JIZZED IN MY PANTS
[01:52.260] I just ate a grape and I
[01:53.690] JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:55.260] JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
[01:57.130] Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
[01:59.040] I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
[02:04.020] AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING *** TO ME
[02:08.010] YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
[02:11.980] I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I
[02:15.960] JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:17.930] (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
[02:21.530] yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
[02:23.840] (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)