[ti:Like A Boss]
[ar:The Lonely Island]
[al:Incredibad]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:00.510] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.080] No problem.
[00:04.010] So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.200] Absolutely, I'm the boss.
[00:07.990] Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.980] Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.930] Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
[00:14.260] Approve memos (Like a boss)
[00:15.710] Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
[00:17.270] Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
[00:18.870] Direct work flow (Like a boss)
[00:20.500] My own bathroom (Like a boss)
[00:22.000] Micromanage (Like a boss)
[00:23.600] Promote synergy (Like a boss)
[00:25.190] Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
[00:26.860] Get rejected (Like a boss)
[00:28.470] Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
[00:30.050] Send some faxes (Like a boss)
[00:31.660] Call a *** line (Like a boss)
[00:33.180] Cry deeply (Like a boss)
[00:34.690] Demand a refund (Like a boss)
[00:36.590] Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
[00:38.250] Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
[00:39.690] No promotion (Like a boss)
[00:41.420] Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
[00:43.060] ***t on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:44.630] Buy a gun (Like a boss)
[00:46.040] In my mouth (Like a boss)
[00:47.700] Oh, **** me, I can't ******* do it, ***t!
[00:50.780] ***** out (Like a boss)
[00:52.610] Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:54.220] Jump out the window (Like a boss)
[00:55.600] Suck a dude's **** (Like a boss)
[00:57.270] Score some coke (Like a boss)
[00:58.860] Crash my car (Like a boss)
[01:00.370] Suck my own **** (Like a boss)
[01:02.160] Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
[01:03.650] Chop my ***** off (Like a boss)
[01:05.160] Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
[01:06.900] Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
[01:08.400] **** his brains out (Like a boss)
[01:09.990] Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
[01:11.440] Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
[01:13.230] Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
[01:14.800] Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
[01:16.450] ...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
[01:20.520] No doubt.
[01:21.810] You chop your ***** off and die?
[01:23.630] Hell yeah!
[01:24.740] And I think you said at one point there you suck your own ****?
[01:27.530] Nope.
[01:29.590] I'm pretty sure you did.
[01:31.090] Nah, that ain't me.
[01:32.670] Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.500] I'm the boss.
[01:36.760] Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.910] I'm the boss.
[01:40.430] Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.160] I'm the boss.
[01:42.080] No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.510] Like a boss!