[ti:It's All About the Pentiums]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Running with Scissors]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.490] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:05.150] Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah
[00:09.990] Uhh, Uh-huh, Yeah
[00:13.630] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:15.980] It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
[00:17.990] It's All About The Pentiums!
[00:20.230] It's All About The Pentiums!
[00:22.540] Yeah
[00:24.620] What Y'all Wanna Do?
[00:26.000] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[00:29.670] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[00:32.180] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[00:34.510] Workin' At A Desk With A Dumb Little Placard?
[00:37.370] Yeah, Payin' The Bills With My Mad Programming Skills
[00:40.370] Defraggin' My Hard Drive For Thrills
[00:42.310] I Got Me A Hundred Gigabytes Of RAM
[00:44.890] I Never Feed Trolls And I Don't Read Spam
[00:47.550] Installed A T1 Line In My House
[00:49.960] Always At My PC, Double-clickin' On My Mizouse
[00:52.880] Upgrade My System At Least Twice A Day
[00:55.190] I'm Strictly Plug-and-play, I Ain't Afraid Of Y2K
[00:58.040] I'm Down With Bill Gates, I Call Him "Money" For Short
[01:00.610] I Phone Him Up At Home And I Make Him Do My Tech Support
[01:03.450] It's All About The Pentiums, What?
[01:05.440] You've Gotta Be The Dumbest Newbie I've Ever Seen
[01:08.230] You've Got White-out All Over Your Screen
[01:10.750] You Think Your Commodore 64 Is Really Neato
[01:13.840] What Kinda Chip You Got In There, A Dorito?
[01:16.400] You're Usin' A 286? Don't Make Me Laugh
[01:19.020] Your Windows Boots Up In What, A Day And A Half?
[01:21.650] You Could Back Up Your Whole Hard Drive On A Floppy Diskette
[01:25.000] You're The Biggest Joke On The Internet
[01:27.090] Your Database Is A Disaster
[01:29.520] You're Waxin' Your Modem, Tryin' To Make It Go Faster
[01:32.190] Hey Fella, I Bet You're Still Livin' In Your Parents' Cellar
[01:35.280] Downloadin' Pictures Of Sarah Michelle Gellar
[01:37.530] And Postin' "Me Too!" Like Some Brain-dead AOL-er
[01:39.940] I Should Do The World A Favor And Cap You Like Old Yeller
[01:42.770] You're Just About As Useless As Jpegs To Hellen Keller
[01:47.000] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:49.500] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:52.600] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:55.000] It's All About The Pentiums!
[01:58.510] Now, What Y'all Wanna Do?
[02:00.260] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[02:04.180] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[02:06.900] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[02:08.170] Uh, Uh, Loggin' In Now
[02:09.270] Wanna Run Wit My Crew, Hah?
[02:11.690] Rule Cyberspace And Crunch Numbers Like I Do?
[02:14.280] They Call Me The King Of The Spreadsheets
[02:16.720] Got 'em Printed Out On My Bedsheets
[02:19.430] My New Computer's Got The Clocks, It Rocks
[02:21.220] But It Was Obsolete Before I Opened The Box
[02:24.050] You Say You've Had Your Desktop For Over A Week?
[02:26.500] Throw That Junk Away, Man, It's An Antique
[02:29.380] Your Laptop Is A Month Old? Well That's Great
[02:32.940] If You Could Use A Nice, Heavy Paperweight
[02:34.630] My Digital Media Is Write-protected
[02:37.730] Every File Inspected, No Viruses Detected
[02:40.490] I Beta Tested Every Operation System
[02:43.220] Gave Props To Some, And Others? I Dissed 'em
[02:45.800] While Your Computer's Crashin', Mine's Multitaskin'
[02:48.310] It Does All My Work Without Me Even Askin'
[02:50.820] Got A Flat-screen Monitor Forty Inches Wide Wide
[02:53.550] I Believe That Your Says "Etch-A-Sketch" On The Side
[02:56.690] In A 32-bit World, You're A 2-bit User
[02:59.130] You've Got Your Own Newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
[03:01.690] Your Motherboard Melts When You Try To Send A Fax
[03:04.220] Where'd You Get Your CPU, In A Box Of Cracker Jacks?
[03:06.900] Play Me Online? Well, You Know That I'll Beat You
[03:09.460] If I Ever Meet You I'll Control-alt-delete You
[03:12.000] What? (X5)
[03:13.990] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:16.400] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:19.430] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:21.830] It's All About The Pentiums!
[03:23.010] Now, What Y'all Wanna Do?
[03:24.970] Wanna Be Hackers? Code Crackers? Slackers
[03:28.390] Wastin' Time With All The Chatroom Yakkers?
[03:30.880] 9 To 5, Chillin' At Hewlett Packard?
[03:33.300] What??