[ti:Party in the CIA]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Alpocalypse]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:10.120] I moved out to Langley recently
[00:12.120] With a plain and simple dream
[00:14.990] Wanna infiltrate some Third World place
[00:17.240] And topple their regime
[00:19.870] Those men in black with their matching suitcases
[00:22.620] Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
[00:25.310] Agents got that swagger
[00:27.490] Everyone's so cloak and dagger
[00:30.430] I'm feeling nervous, but I'm really kind of wishin'
[00:32.800] For an undercover mission
[00:34.680] That's when the red alert came on the radio
[00:37.120] And I put my earpiece on
[00:39.740] Got my dark sunglasses on
[00:42.180] And I had my weapon drawn
[00:44.370] So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
[00:47.430] My classified dossier
[00:49.930] Tappin' the phones like, yeah
[00:52.560] Shreddin' the files like, yeah
[00:54.740] I memorized all the enemy spies
[00:57.240] I gotta neutralize today
[00:59.930] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[01:05.120] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[01:10.500] I've done a couple of crazy things
[01:12.180] That have almost gotten me dismissed
[01:14.870] Like terminate some head of state
[01:17.180] Who wasn't even on my list
[01:20.250] Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
[01:22.680] I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you
[01:25.310] You need a quickie confession?
[01:27.560] We'll start a waterboarding session
[01:30.180] No hurry on this South American dictator
[01:32.810] I'll assassinate him later
[01:34.680] That's when he walked right in my laser sights
[01:37.120] And my silencer was on
[01:39.620] And my silencer was on
[01:42.180] And another target's gone
[01:44.310] Yeah, we got our black ops all over the world
[01:47.250] From Kazakhstan to Bombay
[01:50.060] Payin' the bribes like, yeah
[01:52.810] Pluggin' the leaks like, yeah
[01:54.750] Interrogating the scum of the Earth
[01:57.440] We'll break 'em by the break of day
[01:60.000] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:05.000] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:10.870] Need a country destabilized?
[02:15.620] Look no further, we're your guys
[02:20.560] We've got snazzy suits and ties
[02:24.870] And a better dental plan than the FBI's
[02:29.440] Better put your hands up and get in the van
[02:32.250] Or else you'll get blown away
[02:35.000] Stagin' a coup like, yeah
[02:37.500] Brainwashin' moles like, yeah
[02:39.690] We only torture the folks we don't like
[02:42.310] You're probably gonna be okay
[02:45.060] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
[02:50.130] Yeah, it's a party in the CIA