[ti:Amish Paradise]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Amish Paradise]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:11.000] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
[00:14.000] I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
[00:17.000] But thats just perfect for an Amish like me
[00:20.000] You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
[00:23.000] At 4:30 in the morning Im milkin cows
[00:26.000] Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
[00:29.000] And Ive been milkin and plowin so long that
[00:32.000] Even Ezekiel things that my mind is gone
[00:35.000] Im a man of the land, Im into discipline
[00:38.000] Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
[00:41.000] But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
[00:44.000] Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699
[00:47.000] Weve been spending most our lives
[00:50.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[00:53.000] Ive churned butter once or twice
[00:55.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[00:59.000] Its hard work and sacrifice
[01:01.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[01:05.000] We sell quilts at discount price
[01:07.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[01:10.000] A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
[01:13.000] I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
[01:16.000] I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
[01:19.000] Cause Ill be laughing my head off when hes burning in hell
[01:22.000] But I aint never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
[01:25.000] An Amish with a tude? You know thats unheard of
[01:28.000] I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat
[01:31.000] And my homeys agree I really look good in black... fool
[01:33.000] If you come to visit, youll be bored to tears
[01:36.000] We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years
[01:39.000] But we aint really quaint so please dont point and stare
[01:42.000] Were just technologically impaired
[01:45.000] Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
[01:48.000] Not a single luxury
[01:51.000] Like Robinson Caruso
[01:54.000] Its as primitive as can be
[01:58.000] Weve been spending most our lives
[02:00.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:03.000] Were just plain and simple guys
[02:05.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:09.000] Theres no time for sin and vice
[02:11.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:15.000] We dont fight, we all play nice
[02:17.000] Living in an Amish Paradise
[02:21.000] Hitchin up the buggy, churnin lots of butter
[02:23.000] Raise a barn on Monday, soon Ill raise anutter
[02:26.000] Think youre really righteous? Think youre pure in heart?
[02:29.000] Well, I know Im a million times as humble as thou art
[02:32.000] Im the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
[02:35.000] On my knees day and night scorin points for the afterlife
[02:39.000] So dont be vain and dont be whiny
[02:41.000] Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
[02:44.000] Weve been spending most our lives
[02:46.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:50.000] Were all crazy Mennonites
[02:52.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[02:55.000] Theres no cops or traffic lights
[02:58.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[03:01.000] But youd probably think it bites
[03:04.000] Living in an Amish paradise
[03:07.000] Ah oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
[03:13.000] Ah oh oh oh, oh oh YECCH!