[00:22.560] In your little black book [00:24.680] You've got the names [00:25.930] And the favourite persuasions [00:27.610] Of the people in the headlines [00:30.050] I'm in there under A [00:31.480] And I'm rated under B [00:32.670] You've got photographs to prove it [00:34.660] And I swear to God it's not me [00:37.470] You've got a hard heart [00:38.660] Being hard is your art [00:40.900] You think love is a dirty dirty word [00:44.270] You pick up the phone [00:45.710] And you ring me when I'm at home [00:48.140] And then you put it down [00:49.450] And I'm reaching for my valium [00:52.260] My secret life [00:54.380] Living life [00:56.320] On a knife edge of life [00:59.940] Tell my wife [01:01.810] And she's just had a breakdown [01:05.990] And I [01:07.180] I'm not rich [01:08.480] But you know I'm top in my pitch [01:12.480] And you'll ruin the lot [01:16.350] Finish everything I've got [01:20.470] My secret life [01:24.520] Secret life [01:28.520] I'll give you anything [01:32.130] Anything to shut you up [01:35.750] Why do you hate me so much [01:39.190] What have I ever done to you [01:42.620] But leave you [01:49.670] I don't want to play [01:51.540] Cat and Mouse [01:52.730] Have the neighbours looking over At my house [01:56.430] All the secret smiles [01:58.240] When I walk in the room [02:00.110] And I think I'm togoing [02:01.610] Crack up soon [02:03.850] I'm going to run away [02:05.540] Find a place in the dark [02:07.350] Where I don't have to hear [02:09.090] The nasty nasty talk [02:11.470] Change my *** [02:12.960] Change my hair [02:14.770] Be hard to find anywhere [02:19.980] My secret life [02:22.360] Living life [02:24.290] On a knife edge of life [02:27.840] Tell my wife [02:29.720] And she's just had a breakdown [02:33.910] And I [02:34.660] I'm not rich [02:36.660] But you know I'm top in my pitch [02:40.470] And you'll ruin the lot [02:44.280] Finish everything I've got [02:48.580] My secret life [02:52.610] My secret life [02:57.430] I'll give you anything [03:00.110] anything to shut you up [03:03.670] why do you hate me so much [03:07.550] what have I ever done to you [03:10.360] but leave you [03:18.160] My secret life [03:21.470] My secret life [03:25.340] My secret life