[ti:The Fright Before Christmas] [ar:The Stupendium] [al:The Fright Before Christmas] [by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:10.069] This time every year [00:13.221] I am forced to face my fears [00:16.489] As hoards of evil villains come to stay [00:21.292] Smiling ear to ear [00:24.246] And spreading blood and gore and cheer [00:26.892] Instead of killing things in their video games [00:33.228] But this Christmas Eve [00:35.423] As I sit scrolling through my Steam [00:38.233] Waiting for it all to start again [00:44.815] Darkness fills the screen [00:46.521] And every pixel starts to scream [00:49.345] I think this year I get to go to them [00:55.654] Bendy and the Wendigo [00:57.742] Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over [01:00.676] Cocoa from SCP-294 [01:05.024] Whilst Boris and Alice Angel [01:07.425] Help King Dice set the tables [01:10.183] And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks [01:14.757] Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide-and-seek [01:20.090] Piggy's hiding on the tables [01:22.540] With an apple in her teeth [01:24.824] Granny's sitting by the fire [01:27.257] She's just trying to get some sleep [01:29.881] And Cartoon Cat is in her lap [01:32.875] But won't fit on the seat [01:41.387] This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy [01:45.212] I was sat at my computer [01:47.662] Then I slid into the void [01:50.154] Filled to the brim with villains [01:52.364] Who could all have me destroyed [01:54.596] But they're all too preoccupied [01:57.130] With opening their toys [01:59.405] 364 days a year they're rather vicious [02:03.860] There's not much time off in the killing business [02:08.478] Now the Keeper's leaving giblets [02:10.995] On the plate with Santa's biscuits [02:13.437] Here upon the fright before Christmas [02:18.330] The Rake has gone ice skating [02:20.698] Whilst the puppets do the baking [02:23.127] And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair [02:28.214] Crewmates and Impostors [02:30.661] Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters [02:33.043] But each time I look [02:34.624] There's one less Crewmate there [02:38.332] The Evil Nun and Hell Priests [02:41.121] Hold a special midnight service [02:43.627] To ancient gods and devils [02:45.718] (There's like 30 different versions) [02:48.226] Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus [02:53.091] And if you're thirsty [02:54.897] The Francis York Morgan brought a thermos [03:02.841] 364 days a year they're rather vicious [03:08.112] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business [03:12.258] Frank Whittle sounds familiar [03:15.425] But I'm sure it's just coincidence [03:17.875] Here upon the fright before Christmas [03:22.284] Tasi Trianon and the Carrion [03:25.327] Are sitting watching Carry On films [03:27.873] Whilst it's still their turn on the TV [03:32.390] As the Neighbor and the Nemesis [03:35.256] Wait to play on the Genesis [03:38.026] For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe [03:41.778] The Glamrock Fazbear gang [03:44.652] Have got that rocking Christmas sound [03:47.326] But Vanny seems to know my name [03:49.874] And it's freaking me out [03:52.881] The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around [03:57.653] Then Siren Head comes carllong [04:00.326] And blows them all back down [04:06.971] This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy [04:12.170] I was sat at my computer [04:14.722] Then I slid into the void [04:17.068] Filled to the brim with villains [04:19.699] Who could all have me destroyed [04:22.007] But they're all too preoccupied [04:24.245] With opening their toys [04:26.270] 364 days a year they're rather vicious [04:30.822] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business [04:35.208] Monika and Yandere-chan [04:37.538] Are fighting over my gifts as [04:40.285] We celebrate the fright before Christmas [04:44.281] I wake up at my computer [04:47.236] After all the festive cheer [04:50.546] Wondering if I'll get to see [04:53.914] My friends again next year [04:56.288] As though they're really popular [04:59.870] It's evidently clear [05:02.731] That after doing three of these [05:05.870] I'm all out of ideas [05:07.595] 364 days a year they're rather vicious [05:11.690] Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business [05:16.469] I'll need a new meter [05:18.825] After all the things I've witnessed [05:21.159] Here upon the fright before Christmas [05:25.296] Here upon the fright before Christmas [05:29.840] Here upon the fright, before Christmas [05:34.944] The End