[ti:Ex-Boyfriend]
[ar:Lil Dicky]
[al:So Hard]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:04.830] Aka Mr. Leftward sloping *****
[00:09.100] I got a story for you all now a€“ Yes sir.
[00:14.060] Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
[00:17.390] And her body crazy, v****a shaven and it dona€?t smell
[00:40.160] And I dona€?t fall for chickens, but this one a little different
[00:23.690] Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken
[00:26.950] Got me thing she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun
[00:30.280] Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close
[00:32.340] I swear this the most that Ia€?ve felt so damn exposed
[00:34.210] Oh yeah, therea€?s one more thing and I know this s*it gonna sound insane
[00:37.400] But I still havena€?t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding
[00:41.120] Never been up inside before, because shea€?s only **** one guy before
[00:44.390] And though I really wanna boink this whore
[00:45.860] She my sweetie 3.14
[00:47.630] So Ia€?m staying patient, and masterbating, and now my heart is sorta racing
[00:51.310] Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
[00:54.700] Hell yeah, Ia€?m down, Ia€?m about to go all out
[00:58.090] Ia€?m gonna poud that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
[01:01.230] But on the way to the crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is
[01:04.620] So I say a€?who thisa€? and she say *****, this is my ex boyfriend Jim
[01:08.350] And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type
[01:11.220] But as Ia€?m looking at this dude I cana€?t believe my eyes
[01:14.650] Cuz hea€?s the best looking guy that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life
[01:20.850] Hea€?s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
[01:24.870] Man this the closest thing Ia€?ve seen to a Grecian god
[01:28.670] And now Ia€?m looking at my chick, cuz his *****€?s been inside her raw
[01:33.680] Aww damn
[01:35.900] Man this is crazy, I cana€?t believe this guy used to **** my lady
[01:39.660] I bet he left that ***** ravaged like Haiti
[01:41.960] Katiea€?s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie
[01:44.480] And Ia€?m buggin and queasy, this aint okay
[01:46.020] And then they say, a€?leta€?s get drinksa€? so I say okay
[01:48.150] Even though I was about to get laid
[01:49.550] Man this ******* look like Ashton, combined with a lil Hugh Jackman
[01:53.210] In other words, hea€?s so damn attractive
[01:54.670] So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
[01:56.470] Now Ia€?m in the back with him, sippin on some yak with him
[01:58.320] And he paying for it all, he inves**ent banking
[01:59.890] Ia€?m acting, like I aint distracted
[02:03.220] An dnow Ia€?m feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss
[02:06.290] Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
[02:09.800] And I had to see, and I was mad discrete
[02:11.740] And I got on my toes and I took a little peek
[02:13.690] Oh my god Becky, look at that c**k
[02:16.530] And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type
[02:19.810] But as Ia€?m looking at his ****, I cana€?t believe my eyes
[02:23.220] Cuz hea€?s got the biggest c**k that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life
[02:29.130] And now Ia€?m staring at this dudea€?s soft **** with a lotta hate
[02:33.310] Because the s*it is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
[02:36.880] And I dona€?t know if I can date my girl after tonight
[02:42.660] Aw damn
[02:44.370] I dona€?t know what to do, dudea€?s **** is really huge
[02:47.790] I didna€?t realize a ***** could be so smooth
[02:51.120] I know shea€?s missing that, my ***** isna€?t that
[02:54.530] Ia€?m looking closer, I think that his **** has abs
[03:01.160] Ita€?s so long and thick, Ita€?s like a punching bag
[03:04.740] Ia€?m saying ita€?s so shaven, head is amazing
[03:06.870] Got my **** looking like a raisin
[03:08.280] Skin tone insane, man hea€?s hung like Saddam Hussain, its crazy
[03:11.910] What the **** should I do?
[03:13.590] He gotta Rutha€?s Chris ****, and minea€?s a drive thru
[03:19.970] Cuz I simply cana€?t survive
[03:21.810] After seeing what was in between his thighs, so I tell her
[03:25.500] That this dudea€?s gotta **** that I dona€?t comprehend
[03:28.340] I had to move my neck to see it end to end
[03:31.790] I mean the physics of his **** just dona€?t make any sense
[03:37.750] And I think ita€?s for the best if this comes to an end
[03:41.970] Because the *** with him must have been the best
[03:45.540] And I would say leta€?s just be friends
[03:48.280] But I think I would just think about his **** all the time, so goodbye
[03:52.550] Then she told me ***** I dona€?t really know what to say
[03:55.690] Because I dated this dude in second grade
[03:56.160] So I dona€?t know about his ****, now leta€?s go home and get you laid
[04:05.100] And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped
[04:09.920] And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came