[ti:My Name Is]
[ar:Eminem]
[al:Platinum Collection 2001]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.000] Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
[00:04.000] My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady
[00:07.000] Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
[00:09.000] My name is.. {"{"}scratches} Slim Shady
[00:14.000] Ahem.. excuse me!
[00:18.000] Can I have the attention of the class
[00:20.000] for one second?
[00:23.000] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:26.000] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
[00:29.000] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
[00:32.000] Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
[00:34.000] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
[00:37.000] but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
[00:40.000] And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
[00:43.000] Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:46.000] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:48.000] Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:51.000] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's **** off
[00:54.000] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:57.000] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[00:59.000] faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
[01:02.000] C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:06.000] I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:31.000] My English teacher wanted to have *** in junior high
[01:34.000] The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
[01:37.000] I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:40.000] and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
[01:42.000] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:45.000] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my **** in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
[01:48.000] Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
[01:50.000] Rapin le**ians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
[01:53.000] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:56.000] I just found out my mom does more **** than I do
[01:59.000] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.000] Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
[02:05.000] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.000] and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
[02:10.000] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:38.000] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:41.000] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:44.000] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:47.000] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:50.000] Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
[02:53.000] I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:56.000] All my life I was very deprived
[02:58.000] I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.000] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:03.000] I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:06.000] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.000] HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****! (WAH!)
[03:13.000] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15.000] Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:18.000] I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:19.000] And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
[03:21.000] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had