[ti:Avant Gardener] [ar:Courtney Barnett] [al:How To Carve A Carrot Into A Rose] [by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:39.280] I sleep in late [00:41.340] Another day [00:43.400] Oh what a wonder [00:45.560] Oh what a waste. [00:47.890] It's a monday [00:49.850] It's so mundane [00:51.770] What exciting things [00:53.570] Will happen today? [00:55.980] The yard is full of hard rubbish it's a mess and [01:00.140] I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab [01:04.340] We should ammend that [01:06.590] I pull the sheets back [01:08.480] It's 40 degrees [01:09.900] And i feel like i'm dying. [01:12.980] Life's getting hard in here [01:14.800] So i do some gardening [01:17.050] Anything to take my mind away from where it's s'posed to be. [01:21.310] The nice lady next door talks of green beds [01:25.110] And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them [01:29.770] I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps. [01:33.730] Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes. [01:38.080] I feel pro-active [01:40.280] I pull out ****s [01:42.330] All of a sudden [01:43.930] I'm having trouble breathing in. [02:36.900] My hands are shaky [02:39.010] My knees are weak [02:41.060] I can't seem to stand [02:42.720] On my own two feet [02:44.730] I'm breathing but i'm wheezing [02:46.740] Feel like i'm emphysem-in' [02:48.880] My throat feels like a funnel [02:50.680] Filled with weet bix and kerosene and [02:53.460] Oh no, next thing i know [02:55.570] They call up triple o [02:57.530] I'd rather die than owe the hospital [03:00.220] Till I get old [03:01.870] I get adrenaline [03:03.590] Straight to the heart [03:05.430] I feel like Uma Thurman [03:07.880] Post-overdosing kick start [03:10.070] Reminds me of the time [03:12.030] When i was really sick and i [03:13.280] Had too much pseudoephedrine and i [03:15.850] Couldn't sleep at night [03:18.550] Halfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent [03:20.340] He's probably wondering what i'm doing getting in an ambulance [03:26.760] The paramedic thinks i'm clever cos i play guitar [03:30.870] I think she's clever cos she stops people dying [03:34.980] Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic [03:38.840] Should've stayed in bed today [03:40.680] I much prefer the mundane. [03:43.240] I take a hit from [03:45.220] An asthma puffer [03:47.330] I do it wrong [03:48.770] I was never good at smoking bongs. [03:52.980] I'm not that good at breathing in.