[00:28.620] Watching the people get lairy [00:31.490] Is not very pretty I tell thee [00:34.670] Walking through town is quite scary [00:37.550] And not very sensible either [00:40.420] A friend of a friend he got beaten [00:43.490] He looked the wrong way at a policeman [00:46.550] Would never have happened to Smeaton [00:49.420] And old Leodiensian [00:51.110] La-ah-ah la la lalala la [00:57.110] Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:04.920] I predict a riot I predict a riot [01:10.920] I predict a riot I predict a riot [01:18.730] I tried to get in my taxi [01:21.250] A man in a tracksuit attacked me [01:24.370] He said that he saw it before me [01:27.370] Wants to get things a bit gory [01:30.370] Girls run around with no clothes on [01:33.250] To borrow a pound for a condom [01:36.480] If it wasn't for chip fat well they'd be frozen [01:39.350] They're not very sensible [01:41.230] La-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:46.360] Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [01:54.920] I predict a riot I predict a riot [02:00.690] I predict a riot I predict a riot [02:06.310] And if there's anybody left in here [02:09.250] That doesn't want to be out there [02:43.060] Watching the people get lairy [02:45.870] Is not very pretty I tell thee [02:48.810] Walking through town is quite scary [02:51.870] And not very sensible [02:53.440] La-ah-ah la la lalala la [02:58.880] Ah-ah-ah la la lalala la [03:16.440] I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:22.190] I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:27.690] And if there's anybody left in here [03:31.070] That doesn't want to be out there [03:33.630] I predict a riot I predict a riot [03:39.320] I predict a riot I predict a riot