[ti:Foil]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Mandatory Fun]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.500] I never seem to finish all my food
[00:05.900] I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
[00:11.360] So I just keep what's still unchewed
[00:16.820] And I take it home, save it for later
[00:22.370] But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
[00:26.180] Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
[00:28.950] I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
[00:33.570] I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
[00:37.310] Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
[00:40.230] I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[00:44.890] With aluminum foil
[00:48.740] Never settle for less
[00:51.120] That kind of wrap is just the best
[00:53.810] To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
[00:56.090] Stick it in your cooler
[00:59.740] Eat it when you're ready
[01:01.880] But maybe you'll choose
[01:06.500] A refreshing herbal tea
[01:11.610] Mmm, lovely!
[01:13.110] Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
[01:18.690] I've figured out these shadow organizations
[01:24.160] And the Illuminati know
[01:29.490] That they're finally primed for world domination
[01:35.150] And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border
[01:39.070] Puppet masters for the New World Order
[01:41.830] Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
[01:46.430] And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
[01:50.240] Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
[01:52.960] Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[01:57.630] From aluminum foil
[02:01.440] Wear a hat that's foil lined
[02:03.750] In case an alien's inclined
[02:06.460] To probe your butt or read your mind
[02:09.120] Looks a bit peculiar
[02:12.510] Seems a little crazy
[02:14.690] But someday I'll prove
[02:19.320] There's a big conspiracy