[ti:First World Problems]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Mandatory Fun]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:11.810] My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
[00:16.140] When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
[00:21.600] I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two
[00:26.990] Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
[00:32.500] Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen
[00:37.510] I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine
[00:42.620] Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
[00:47.810] Don't they know how to text? OMG!
[00:50.200] I got
[00:51.300] First world, first world problems
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[00:55.980] First world, first world problems
[00:59.380] (First world problems)
[01:01.220] First world, first world problems
[01:06.460] I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
[01:12.250] Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
[01:17.780] Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V
[01:22.990] I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
[01:28.380] My barista didn't even bother
[01:30.770] to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
[01:36.900] First world, first world problems
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[01:41.820] First world, first world problems
[01:44.790] (First world problems)
[01:47.000] First world, first world problems
[01:53.010] Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
[01:59.840] My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
[02:20.770] The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
[02:25.350] My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
[02:30.780] Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just
[02:35.460] so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon
[02:44.490] (Laughing)