[ti:Shia LaBeouf Live]
[ar:Rob Cantor]
[al:Shia LaBeouf Live]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.850] You're walking in the woods
[00:03.060] There's no one around and your phone is dead
[00:06.270] Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
[00:08.520] Shia LaBeouf
[00:10.740] He's following you about thirty feet back
[00:13.430] He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
[00:17.160] He's gaining on you
[00:18.350] Shia LaBeouf
[00:21.290] You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
[00:24.370] He's almost upon you now, and you can see...
[00:26.800] There's blood on his face
[00:28.290] My God, there's blood everywhere!
[00:30.580] Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
[00:33.090] He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
[00:35.690] Lurking in the shadows
[00:38.100] Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
[00:40.620] Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
[00:43.110] Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
[00:45.540] Eating all the bodies
[00:48.190] Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
[00:51.580] Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him
[00:55.090] But you're hopelessly lost yourself
[00:57.520] Stranded with a murderer
[00:59.000] You creep silently through the underbrush
[01:01.390] Aha!
[01:02.520] In the distance, a small cottage with a light on – hope!
[01:06.490] You move stealthily toward it...
[01:08.420] But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
[01:11.040] Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
[01:13.460] Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
[01:15.930] Now you're on the doorstep
[01:18.410] Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
[01:20.920] Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
[01:23.610] But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
[01:25.750] You're sneaking up behind him
[01:28.670] Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
[01:31.200] Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
[01:33.530] Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
[01:36.000] Stab it in his kidney
[01:38.570] Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
[01:42.320] You limp into the dark woods
[01:44.160] Blood oozing from your stump leg
[01:47.860] You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
[01:51.030] Wait! He isn't dead! Shia surprise!
[01:53.490] There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
[01:55.950] But you can do Jiu Jitsu
[01:58.620] Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
[02:01.010] Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
[02:03.480] Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
[02:06.030] You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
[02:08.500] But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
[02:11.020] He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
[02:13.370] You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
[02:16.100] You're chopping off his head now
[02:18.600] You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
[02:21.960] His head topples to the floor, expressionless
[02:26.230] You fall to your knees and catch your breath
[02:29.760] You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf