[ti:I'll Sue Ya]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:05.630] Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:10.630] Yankovic-I'll Sue Ya
[00:26.700] I sued Taco Bell
[00:27.750] 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
[00:30.270] And I got fat!
[00:31.890] I sued Panasonic
[00:33.000] They never said I shouldn't use their microwave
[00:35.880] To dry off my cat
[00:37.170] Huh, I sued Earthlink
[00:38.590] 'Cause I called them up
[00:40.170] N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
[00:42.550] I sued Starbucks
[00:43.890] 'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
[00:46.510] And brrr, it was cold!
[00:48.300] I sued Toys'R'Us
[00:49.570] 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
[00:51.150] And nearly choked to death
[00:53.740] Ugh, I sued PetCo
[00:54.790] 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
[00:56.560] And now I got bad breath!
[00:59.230] I sued Coca-Cola, yo
[01:00.340] 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
[01:02.500] And it got stuck!
[01:04.150] I sued Delta Airlines
[01:05.530] 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
[01:07.870] I went there, and it sucked!
[01:09.920] Yeah!!!
[01:12.760] If you stand me up on a date
[01:14.680] If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
[01:20.660] I'm gonna sue, sue
[01:21.830] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[01:23.120] Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
[01:25.980] I'm gonna sue, sue
[01:27.130] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[01:28.210] Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
[01:31.630] Ugh!!
[01:44.800] I sued Duracell
[01:45.780] They never told me not to shove that double-A
[01:48.330] Right up my nose
[01:49.800] I sued Home Depot
[01:51.040] 'Cause they sold me a hammer
[01:52.890] Which they knew I might drop on my toes
[01:55.260] I sued Dell Computers
[01:56.520] 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
[01:59.420] Now it doesn't work
[02:00.620] I sued Fruit of the Loom
[02:02.330] 'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
[02:04.610] I look like a jerk
[02:06.170] I sued Verizon
[02:07.280] 'Cause I get all depressed
[02:09.050] Any time my cell phone is roaming
[02:11.300] I sued Colorado
[02:12.660] 'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
[02:15.660] Like Wyoming
[02:16.920] I sued Neiman Marcus
[02:18.510] 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations
[02:20.460] Way out of season
[02:22.220] I sued Ben Affleck
[02:23.430] ...
[02:25.450] Aw, do I even need a reason?
[02:27.640] Ugh!
[02:29.660] If I sprain my ankle
[02:30.610] While I'm robbing your place
[02:33.260] If I hurt my knuckles
[02:36.080] When I punch you in the face
[02:38.500] I'm gonna sue, sue
[02:39.830] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[02:41.090] Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
[02:44.000] I'm gonna sue, sue
[02:45.210] Yes, I'm gonna sue
[02:46.430] Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you
[02:52.050] Ugh!
[02:54.000] Ugh!
[02:56.700] Ugh!
[03:06.080] I'll sue ya!
[03:06.890] I'll take all of your money
[03:08.300] I'll sue ya!
[03:09.560] If you even look at me funny
[03:11.580] I'll sue ya!
[03:12.240] I'll take all of your money
[03:13.510] I'll sue ya!
[03:14.700] If you even look at me funny
[03:16.560] I'll sue ya!
[03:17.510] I'll take all of your money
[03:18.970] I'll sue ya!
[03:19.960] If you even look at me funny
[03:21.920] I'll sue ya!
[03:22.750] I'll take all of your money
[03:24.280] I'll sue ya!
[03:25.400] If you even look at me funny
[03:27.250] I'll sue ya!
[03:28.160] Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[03:29.600] I'll sue ya!
[03:30.770] What'chall think of that?
[03:32.630] I'll sue ya!
[03:33.470] Ha-ha ha ha-haa
[03:35.120] Boo ya!
[03:36.380] I'll sue ya!
[03:37.970] Ugh!