[ti:Headline News]
[ar:Weird Al Yankovic]
[al:Greatest Hits Volume II]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:10.520] Once there was this kid who
[00:15.550] Took a trip to Singapore
[00:17.690] And brought along his spraypaint
[00:20.380] And when he finally came back
[00:25.670] He had cane marks all over his bottom
[00:34.280] He said that it was from when
[00:36.870] The warden whacked it so hard
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[00:53.310] Once there was this girl who
[00:58.330] Swore that one day she would be
[01:00.770] A figure skating champion
[01:03.310] And when she finally made it
[01:08.380] She saw some other girl who was better
[01:17.190] So she hired some guy
[01:19.430] To club her in the knee cap
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[01:46.730] They got paid for their sound-bites
[01:51.830] And sold their
[01:53.620] TV movie rights
[02:00.040] And then there was this guy who
[02:05.130] Made his wife so mad one night
[02:07.420] That she cut off his weiner
[02:09.860] And when he finally came to
[02:15.190] He found that
[02:18.450] little Mr. Happy was missing
[02:24.140] He couldn't quite explain
[02:25.930] It had always just been there
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