[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminenz] [al:Source Presents: Hip Hop Hits VOL.4] [by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:02.410] May I have your attention please [00:05.810] May I have your attention please [00:08.680] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.300] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.010] We're going to have a problem here [00:18.150] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:18.350] （Verse 1） [00:20.480] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.180] started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25.100] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream） [00:27.390] It's the return of the [00:28.430] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.370] And Dr Dre said [00:33.790] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my ba*****t （haha） [00:37.220] Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.670] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.890] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.560] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.970] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.450] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.530] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.760] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.130] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.390] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.720] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.030] and expect them not to know what a womens *****oris is [01:04.440] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.750] by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.720] they got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.320] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.250] who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.020] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.980] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.380] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.590] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.740] I'm Slim Shady [01:22.960] （Chorus） [01:23.550] Yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.860] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.250] So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.450] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:31.860] becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.880] Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.020] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.250] So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.640] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:40.870] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:41.110] （Verse 2） [01:43.320] Well I do so ***** him and ***** you too [01:45.720] You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.460] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.220] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.460] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.800] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.420] *****t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.320] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.450] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.050] Little ***** put me on blast on MTV [02:06.180] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.640] I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.780] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream） [02:13.000] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.150] So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.230] And theres a million of us just like me [02:19.960] Who cuss like me [02:20.770] Who just don't give a ***** like me [02:22.450] Who dress like me [02:23.190] Walk talk and act like me [02:24.630] It just might be the next best thing [02:26.060] But not quite me [02:27.020] （Chorus） [02:27.040] I'm Slim Shady [02:27.980] Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.140] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.340] So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.760] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.160] becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.180] Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.290] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.820] So won't the real Slim shady [02:41.990] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.190] I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:45.350] （Verse 3） [02:46.570] Cause I'm only giving you [02:47.710] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:50.110] The only difference is I got the ***** to say it in front of ya'll [02:52.880] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.240] I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.770] And whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.290] I just *****t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.290] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:03.500] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.410] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.380] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:10.890] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:12.920] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:15.350] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:17.810] Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.340] screaming I don't give a ***** [03:20.560] With his windows down and system up [03:22.070] So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.430] and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.740] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.050] and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.120] （Chorus） [03:31.290] Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.290] Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.540] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.850] So won't the real Slim Shady [03:37.090] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.490] becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.530] Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.750] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.030] So won't the real Slim shady [03:46.270] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.680] I'm Slim Shady [03:50.710] Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.910] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.280] So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.560] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:58.890] becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:00.060] Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.080] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.220] So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.620] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:09.260] The End