[ti:H.Y.C.Y.BH]
[ar:Tom Cardy]
[al:Artificial Intelligence]
[by:lrc.d4321.com]
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:04.455] When my roommate comes into the room
[00:05.947] Looking for his car keys
[00:08.960] I don't say it yet
[00:12.951] And when he gets me off the couch
[00:14.198] To check underneath the couch cushions
[00:16.953] I don't say it yet, no
[00:20.949] And then when he says out loud
[00:22.465] "I wonder where my car keys are"
[00:25.389] I still don't say it
[00:28.895] (I still don't say it yet)
[00:30.393] But then he asks me
[00:32.652] "Do you know where my car keys are"
[00:37.146] I look at him in his face and I say
[00:39.144] Have you checked your butthole?
[00:41.639] Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[00:45.394] I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
[00:46.385] You better check up that butthole
[00:47.895] Of course I'm not serious
[00:49.898] I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
[00:51.894] But a funny thing to say
[00:54.654] To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
[00:58.895] When I see the best man start to sweat
[01:03.140] I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
[01:05.639] When I see that little ring bearer cunt
[01:07.154] Getting yelled at by his mum
[01:10.634] Oh, I still don't say it
[01:12.399] When I see the groom asking the vicar
[01:14.894] If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
[01:18.641] I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)
[01:20.139] And when the father of the bride
[01:23.896] Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
[01:26.893] I want to, but I do not say it
[01:28.138] It's the eleventh hour
[01:30.397] With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
[01:31.895] The vicar approaches the mic
[01:34.138] And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute
[01:35.881] He says that they've misplaced the rings
[01:38.138] Could anyone possibly know where they are?
[01:39.137] I know it's my time
[01:43.394] as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"
[01:44.896] Have you checked your butthole?
[01:47.642] Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[01:50.892] I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
[01:52.136] And by ring, I mean butthole
[01:53.888] Love is patient, love is kind
[01:56.140] But if you ask me where you can find
[01:57.892] Literally anything you've lost before
[02:00.394] I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
[02:01.131] "Where's my phone?"
[02:02.132] Is it up your butthole?
[02:03.134] "I lost my loan,"
[02:04.140] have you checked up your butthole?
[02:05.151] "I'm losing my patience,"
[02:05.891] check your anus
[02:06.882] "Where's your class?"
[02:08.139] I think it's stuck up your ass
[02:09.636] "I just lost my grandma"
[02:10.641] Oh my god, I'm so sorry
[02:12.643] "Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
[02:13.888] Of course, my condolences
[02:15.638] "I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
[02:19.138] Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for?
[02:22.140] "Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"
[02:23.895] Have you checked your butthole?
[02:26.386] Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
[02:29.640] Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
[02:31.894] Oh, I ****in' got you, butthole
[02:33.141] My family hate me
[02:37.636] This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
[02:38.204] ****in' worth it, baby